Over the past 12 months I've been lucky enough to have travelled across Britain and the world and seen first-hand how things are done on the other side of the M25 and beyond. And I've learned a lot, particularly about Britain.
- From the USA, I've learned that Americans have discovered a powerful cynicism along with a fear that their domestic and global economic dominance is coming to an end. And what happens first in America ...
- From Africa, I've discovered that Brits abroad are these days viewed merely as a cultural curiosity - because we drink too much.
- From Europe, I see that the Norwegians are the richest people on the planet but are still wanting for more - (cheaper drink, probably).
- And from Britain, I found that those people who live in the deepest countryside don’t drive 4x4s at all - but tatty old Volvo estates.
Trivial stuff maybe, but the main thing I've learned from my travels is that Britain can confidently maintain its claim to being the World Centre of the Rip-off. Not the outright scams such as the 419 con or this boiler room nonsense but those hateful little tricks that turn apparently good value into a typically miserable, typically British rip-off experience.
Here are my top rip-offs from the past year with some links to help you avoid being caught out in 2007:
1. Every three days you pay your bank manager £1 – but only if you can't afford it
This was the genius idea from the marketing brain now in charge of the once-respected bank, First Direct.
New chief executive Chris Pilling, previously behind the curious decision to make rich rock chic Sharon Osbourne the face of Asda, has now decided that any First Direct customer who earns less than £25,000 a year must pay £120 a year, or £1 every three days, to keep their bank account with his exclusive establishment. [Wake up Chris, it's a bank!]
While there is a set of childishly complex get-out clauses to avoid this 'poor tax', pensioners, nurses, teachers and women on maternity leave are clearly an unecessary irritation for Pilling in 2007. Expect a celebrity ad campaign soon.
Tip for 2007: Watch this space. Surprisingly, Nationwide, whom I would have expected to mop up disgruntled First Direct customers in their thousands after such a debacle, hasn’t ruled out charging for accounts either.
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Goodbye First Direct>>
2. Illegal bank charges - the official rip-off
It’s not often that Britain's ineffective watchdogs throw their weight around enough to justify their existence. But there was an exception last year. The OFT ruled that banks have been overcharging customers for years. So, if in the past six years your bank manager or credit card provider has charged you 'too much' for an overdraft or made you pay for sending out one of their automated letters - you have officially been ripped off and can claim back your money.
Here’s how>>
Tip for 2007: Just click on the link above and follow the instructions. Readers have been claiming back sometimes thousands of pounds each over the past few months.
3. The £35 haircut
Now, where banks take your money and use it to make money for themselves, which incidentally allows them to offer free current account banking with ease, hairdressers take your money so they can talk to you about Spain and make your head look like diseased topiary.
But one thing these industries have in common is the ability to charge you more than you would expect to reasonably pay for a product or service - in other words rip you off.
For example, I'd expect to pay a fiver for a haircut for a six year old. OK, maybe a tenner, even £15 if they bother to wash it.
Not at Headmasters. They splapped us for for a cool £35 and a ‘well, that’s how much it is’ after a few minutes in the highchair for our daughter.
Tip for 2007: Trust no one, always agree prices in advance, avoid Headmasters at all costs and consider cutting your children's hair yourself.
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4. Do you want insurance with that?
This is Money has campaigned hard to expose the sharp practices of the finance houses flogging expensive and inappropriate payment protection insurance.
Never heard of it? Well, check your statements as you may have a policy without even realising. In my case, Egg, tried to add a policy to a loan application in spite of me repeatedly turning down the offer. Luckily I spotted the ‘mistake’. But how many others weren’t so lucky or vigilant?
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5. Do you want a store card, more pointless insurance or some chocolate with that?
Logically and deservedly, if nothing changes the High Street will die within a generation. So how are retailers fighting the growing threat from cyberspace?
By improving the customer experience, improving staff morale, pay and training of course...
... and then I woke up.
I popped into Staples office supply store the other day and spent 99p on some paper. As five members of staff peered with fish-like disdain at a till that refused to open no matter how many times it was moaned at, yawning Nobby was ordered by his boss to serve me. Gradually, he remembered his spiel and to his credit (from management at least) tried to make me take out the Staples store card - SIX times. As a result, it's inconceivable that I'll go back to buy that printer I 'd looked at.
Meanwhile, over at Argos they tried to get me to insure an £18 portable radio for three years. 'It's only £5.'
Now £5 doesn't sound a lot but that's roughly the equivalent of spending £80,000 on house insurance for an average home over three years. A rip-off, I think you'll find.
The best, however, was yet to come. Back across the road at the world's most messed up shop, Woolworths, I was asked quite seriously whether I wanted to buy some chocolate and sweets with my toy.
For Scooby-Doo's sake! You get less hassle than this in the African souks! And you get a free cup of tea.
Read what happened when Jeff Prestridge went to Marks & Spencer>>
Tip for 2007: Bookmark our Consumer advice channel. We report on retailers' tall tales all the time.
6. The restaurant wine scam
We all know that restaurants will happily sell a £4 bottle of wine for £15 and more. Is that a rip-off? With high rents, rates and other unseen costs I think that’s probably acceptable.
Not acceptable, however, is the increasingly virile - and vile - habit of waiters rushing round the table filling wine glasses for you.
It’s not fair to name names as they all seem to be at it. Oh, but I hate this trick so I will.
I was disappointed that a once regular haunt, Arcadia, in Kensington - a great little restaurant with decent food and reasonable prices - felt the need to rip us off in this way to the point of farce. The This is Money team has since found another place to spend our lunch money.
7. The internet
A surprising entry to the chart, maybe. After all, eBay and the price comparison websites and, of course, This is Money have made it possible for shoppers to buy what we want, when we want and at the prices we want. About now is probably the heyday of online shopping.
But it won't be long before the traditional retailers work out how to royally rip us off online as well as in-store.
With that in mind it will be interesting to see how Ikea introduces its go-on-fill-that-big-yellow-bag-with-rubbish-you-don't-want philosophy into the equation when it ventures online in 2007.
But that's the future. For now, the big irritation are the websites that pretend to offer help but are purely paid-for directories. Not illegal and nobody gets hurt. But you’re being misled. It’s a rip-off.
8. Gas - the invisible rip-off
The opening up of the gas supply business to competition has been a godsend for rip-off merchants.
At one end you've got 'institutionally moronic' British Gas still trying to act like a monopoly with the highest prices but the most pitiful service. At the other you’ve got doorstep salesmen getting people to sign up to competitors by forging signatures and telling lies.
Then you’ve got the supposed Good Samaritans accused of distorting the true cost of comparison.
What a mess.
But the real rip-off has been the rising costs of wholesale gas - the speed with which suppliers pass on the costs to domestic customers and reluctance to bring prices back down again now that prices are falling.
And worse, how on earth are you supposed to know whether you are paying the correct price for the gas you use if your bills are always estimated and the price of gas keeps changing? You don’t. It’s a rip-off. I'll let you know if I ever get a reply from my supplier on this.
9. The low-cost flights myth
The low-cost airlines have done a fantastic job in showing up the major airlines for exploiting their near-monopolies to rip-off customers.
But there’s no such thing as a free lunch. Or free flight. Or cup of coffee, or check-in or use of a wheelchair – not even the fuel seems to be included in the price of your airline ticket this year. And that, is a rip-off.
10. TV quiz shows
ITV, Channel Four and Five should be ashamed of themselves. And so should the presenters. No I don’t mean Noel Edmonds and his peculiarly successful take on box opening. I’m talking about the late-night phone-in shows. The ones where you phone and phone and phone and never get through but are charged at least 60p for each call.
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- That'll do for now. There are scores more of these petty and serious rip-offs. These were my pet hates. Feel free to share yours.
Richard Browning - This is Money
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I never claimed to have some inside track on how Standard Life shares would perform. My point was that the majority of people receiving shares only take a passing interest in the stock market and individual shares - my dad included - and that they didn't have the interest/time to keep a close eye and make an informed decision.
Shares are volatile (as if you need reminding follow the roller coaster of recent weeks). So my advice to the majority of 1.5m not experienced in share trading was to sell the Standard Life shares and put the money into a fund. Unit trusts, Oeics and investment trusts will invest your money in anything from 30 to 400 shares, spreading (and reducing) the risk.
My original blog urged readers to check out fund tips that we'd gathered from independent financial advisers. One of the recommendations was the Jupiter Emerging European Opportunities, a fund in which I invest. It has powered ahead more than 20% since last summer. The other funds tipped have all had decent performance - and taking far lower risks than holding a single stock.
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